Bad News About The Zombie Apocalypse
By now you’ve probably heard of the “Turing test”
For the uninitiated: it’s something Benedict Pumpkinpatch made up when he created the character Alan Turing for his movie The Imitation Game about a man who wants to be a computer.
It’s “a test of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human.”
Whatever. In a zombie apocalypse, there’s no time for all that shit. You need to know who’s a zombie and who’s not, FAST.
Good news is there are three questions that will help you distinguish man from beast.
Anyone presenting as human should be screened before being allowed entry to your compound.
Finish the sentence: Weird Al ____
Yankovic
Do you like J Cole?
No. He drives the algorithms wild but nobody likes his music.
Bobby Shmurda does what dance?
Shmoney Dance
Bad news is preliminary polling indicates 60-70% of your neighbors could be zombies and we may already living in the apocalypse.
All Hail our Algorithmic Overlords
(cunts)